Friday, February 26, 2010

9 Awesome Metal Songs You've Never Heard Before

I'm a metalhead at, um, heart (metalhead at heart?). But I'm not into most mainstream metal bands preferring instead lesser known bands in the power metal, symphonic metal, and progressive metal sub-genres. So I'm gonna give you a taste of my tastes. Whether you like it or not.

1. "Kingdom for a Heart" by Sonata Arctica
One of my favorite rock bands, Sonata Arctica is a power metal band hailing from Finland. "Kingdom for a Heart" is from the first album, Ecliptica (1999). The band plays a style marked by speedy guitars, soaring vocals, and ubiquitous keyboards.

2. "I Died for You" by Iced Earth
Iced Earth was founded in Tampa, Florida in 1984. Like Sonata Arctica, they are often classified as power metal. However, Iced Earth's brand of power metal (American power metal) is more influenced by thrash metal and therefore less "melodic" than their European counterparts. Interestingly, "I Died for You" is from an album (1996's The Dark Saga) based on the comic book character Spawn.

3. "April Rain" by Delain
A symphonic metal band fronted by a female vocalist, the Dutch band Delain balances heavy guitars, beautiful vocal melodies (almost pop-like), and symphonic flourishes via the band's keyboardist. Delain has a highly engaging style that is addictive. "April Rain" is from the 2009 album of the same name. And they actually have a music video for the song!

4. "Chance" by Savatage
Founded way back in 1978, Savatage started off as a fairly conventional heavy metal act. But as the years went by they began incorporating progressive, symphonic, and operatic influences into their music. "Chance", one of their most popular songs, is from their 1994 album "Handful of Rain". Oh, Savatage's better known alter ego is Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

5. "Forever" by Kamelot
Though three-fifths of the band members are American, Kamelot's brand of power metal is definitely more European in style (though perhaps it is most accurate to call them a symphonic metal band). Another act originally from Tampa, Florida, Kamelot really didn't "make it" until Norwegian vocalist Roy Khan joined the band for their third studio album. Khan, just about the best singer around, took Kamelot to the next level and they haven't looked behind since.

6. "On the Wane" by Sirenia
At the risk of alienating the five remaining readers of the Big Blog of Lists, I've included a song that employs death metal vocals. The song doesn't only employ death metal vocals as they also include pretty female vocals, choir vocals, and normal male vocals in the mix, too. But I want to warn you. Sirenia is a symphonic/goth metal band. I think they're awesome. Your mileage may vary.


7. "Dawn of a Million Souls" by Ayreon
Ayreon is a tricky band to describe. Not really a band, Ayreon is the musical project of Dutch musician Arjen Lucassen. Every Ayreon album features guest singers and musicians in multitude (some albums have featured over a dozen lead vocalists and twice that many guest musicians). Another aspect of Ayreon's music is the variety. You'll get one song that sounds like something a bard from the Middle Ages would play while the next song sounds like the Beatles and still the next one is a power metal rocker. Good stuff all the way around.



8. "Soldiers of the Wasteland" by DragonForce
British act DragonForce does straight-up European power metal better than anyone. Yeah, it's over-the-top and it sounds like these guys play a lot of Dungeons & Dragons while watching Krull, drinking mead, and sharpening their battle-axes. But so what? Their music is fun and they make no pretensions about who they are or what they play: it's fantasy-tinged power metal. Nothing more, nothing less.


9. "Used" by Pain of Salvation
Sweden's progressive metal outfit Pain of Salvation plays a highly complex yet engaging style that incorporates many forms of music. Dark, depressing, and envelope-pushing, POS is one of the most unique bands I've ever heard. Not for the feint-hearted.


That's it for now. If you like this list, maybe I'll write it's sequel soon.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Top 10 Rejected Top 10 Lists

Coming up with top 10 lists is hard and not just because I'm lazy. As I sit around bouncing top 10 ideas off my buddies, the seeds of good top 10 lists are found. But more often bad ideas are uncovered and dismissed. Here are the top 10 rejected ideas for top 10 lists:



10. Top 10 Pizza Toppings and What They Say About You.

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Quickly rejected after it was proposed, this is just a terrible idea on many levels: First, it's way too metaphysical. Second, does anyone believe that pizza toppings say that much about you? Sure, if you like anchovies on your pizza you may be an adventurous soul but it may mean you're retarded as well.


9. Top 10 Sacred Cows.
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You know what a sacred cow is, right? It's a subject/hobby/interest that is very important to someone and any negative criticism about it will provoke bad feelings from that person (heaven forbid). This was specifically aimed at co-workers' sacred cows but, as my staff and I analyzed this idea, we decided not to do it since co-workers do read this blog (believe it or not) and we may hurt their feelings. Good grief.

8. Top 10 Hottest Sci-Fi Gals of TV & Movies.
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This was rejected because some of you out there don't think women should be admired for their beauty. A stupid notion but, hey, I aim to please.

7. Top 10 Ways to Alienate Your Readers.
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Why beat a dead horse?

6. Top 10 Boring Movies.
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Honestly, why on Earth would I write such a stupid list? One, it'd bore me to think and write about really boring movies and two, it'd bore you.

5. Top 10 Computer Viruses.
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Don't know much 'bout computer viruses. My staff would have been fine with this list but I'm the boss.

4. Top 10 Best Examples of Modern Art.
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There are no best examples of modern art. Bite me, Picasso!

3. Top 10 Symphonies.
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This is one I'd love to do but, frankly, I don't think any of you would read it. Most of you are not as sophisticated as I am.

2. Top 10 Sports Cars.
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Snooze. Seriously, it's difficult for me to imagine a more boring subject. I'm just not a car guy.

1. Top 10 Rejected Top 10 Lists.
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I know what you are thinking, "Wait a sec, what the hell am I reading?" Ah, but what you folks don't know is that this list was rejected several times before finally being posted.